So wise, so loyal, batshit crazy.
At some point tonight I’ll probably pee on your tie. Let’s just prepare for that.
(Source: cupcakes-and-lithium)
Don’t laugh it’s paid for.
Don’t laugh it’s paid for.
March 14th
Steak & Blowjob Day.
Only in Texas
The dog always knows best
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing
—Ron Swanson
(via kushandwizdom)
