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Mind blown.

I’m drunk and I tried to touch my right elbow with my right hand -_- Never felt like such a dumbass 

I AM half centaur


i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

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Flashback Fridays with me and my birds

Having fun today before he leaves on his big trip to New Mexico!

This couldn’t describe some of my relationships with ya’ll any better.

Sometimes I wonder what’s the point of Tumblr. ..then I realize hours have gone by

Picked up meals for the week.. Day 21 of Paleo…prepping my dinners next.
No cheese/dairy(I miss pizza)
No bread products,
No artificial products, &
No junk food whatsoever…a huge sacrifice but the changes are phenomenal. Only meats, fatty fish, nuts and fruits. This is the diet of cavemen and its has yielded amazing results, by far the best life change I’ve committed too.

#Freshcutfriday and ready for the weekend.

Good morning killeen

Happy Thursday #Repost from @insuh4 with @repostapp —

The kiss